Edition #2- What does your Sun ‘’Sign’’ ...or its proxy say...??

With all the tension in the world today, it would be foolish to move around without asking the stars first. We don’t mean you go ask SRK or Tom Hanks when they think the next hit will go down...we only suggest you ask and find out...What your sun SIGN or its PROXY says.....

Aries: You will be first in your class to face the VIVAs and to submit your journal. And your professor will hate you for delaying the process.

Taurus: This fortnight is going to be great. You will fall off your bed, and that the resulting injury will get you out of the prelims.

Gemini: Lots of hard work is on the cards, just when u thought you are done with everything you’ll realise you have a dozen more of everything to write

Cancer: Stop copying things blindly and be extra careful, lest you copy even your friends name on your assignment

Leo: Strange...the stars keep saying the number 40 will be of utmost importance in the next two weeks. Does that number mean anything to you?

Virgo: Be careful of whirlpools. If you have no chance of going off at sea, then be aware of the flush in the loo.

Libra: Beware of Cows, Goats and false friends. They will all come after your Lunch box. Signs indicate they will do so collectively.

Scorpio: The object of your desires will talk to you today. They will ask you to stop stalking them.

Sagittarius: Studying too hard for prelims will prove to be fatal. The overdose of books now will only make you lazy on the day of the paper.

Capricorn: There is a high chance that you will be given extra attendance. This will make your parents worry, and call the college. SO, tell your friends to stop signing proxy for you.

Aquarius: Some fires cannot be doused by water. So don’t go shouting I AM AQUARIAN, I AM AN AQUARIAN! toward a blazing trash can.

Pisces: You will study for the wrong subject a day before the paper. Check the exam schedules carefully.