Edition #2-Letters to the Editor

Every publication deserves a response! And that response deserves another response. We realize that the following were genuine comments, but we don’t care...we reply with that all too familiar buzz in our ears...

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR-

Dear Eds,

On the article of the previous edition A Confession-

nice take...didn’t expect it to go this way.... creative.

- Akshay Bapat BE Comps

Dear Akshay,

I am sure the author appreciates your appreciation. As for us, we think you should just stop expecting, since you have a low accuracy.

Dear Eds,

I think your Wallpaper is a good idea, but can I write about the cows in college?

- Anon

Dear Anon,

WELL...since it is a CO(w)-ED college...We didn’t suppose they would mind. We asked them anyway if they would be offended and they refused to comment. We think they are chewing on it. If you do write, make sure you don’t foul up their MOO-d.

Dear Eds,

About last editions Zodiac Signs-

A very interesting article which kept my attention through all the star signs! Humour had to take the front seat...Look who's written it!
Good job Vivek! :)

- Varun Hariharan BE Comps

Dear Varun,

You found it funny?? We certainly hope you looked out for what your predictions warned you of happening! Our Ed-in-Chief laughed when he read it too, and now he is in hospital! Was your sign one among the few which was promised a good fortnight?

Hey Eds!!!

Well Congratulations on the success of Campus BuZz. Who knew it would be such a hit.

- Adiya Kelkar TE EXTC

Dear Aditya,

Thank you. Also we enjoy such letters displaying such confidence. We knew all along it would be a hit, do you know now?

Dear Eds,

I loved reading the wallpaper, I read it all in one go; I wished there was more to read. Any chance you will be putting up more stuff to read in future editions, and do we get attendance for reading it during lectures?

- Low on attendance

Dear Low,

We asked our in house doctor, and he seemed worried that you had an overdose of the wallpaper. He prescribes one article per break. Free attendance will be prescribed if you can afford the doctors fees.

Dear Eds,

The College wallpaper is a great idea. Could we have an agony aunt section...where we can pour out problems and seek answers?

- Troubled soul

Dear Troubled,

It is troubling us that you would request for agony aunts after reading the wallpaper. We agonized over the reasons for your troubles, and figured that like any other collegian you are referring to assignments. NO WE CANNOT SUPPLY ANSWERS.

P.s. mail in to assignment_help_4u@gmail.com

Dear Eds,

I really like to read the wallpaper, but since you have 3 categories, and about 450 words says bring in a chair, could you like keep some near the notice board??????

- Easwaran TE PPT

Dear Easwaran,

If you promise to return the Bed we provided to you last time.